Why did the chicken cross the road?


KINDERGARTEN TEACHER:
To get to the other side.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

RONALD REAGAN:
I forget.

KARAM SINGH WALIA:
Seperti yang saudara dapat lihat, kelihatan ayam-ayam itu sedang melintas jalan, mereka bukan sahaja melintas jalan malah membuang najis di atas jalan dan ini adalah pencemaran yang paling hebat di maya pada masa ini. Bapa-bapa dan ibu-ibu Ayam haruslah mengambil inisiatif untuk melatih ayam-ayam Agar menahan najis sewaktu melintas jalan, sekian saya sudahi dengan………
“Ayam di jalan di lintaskan,
Ayam di reban mati tak makan.”

RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

COMPUTER PROGRAMMER:
In order for the chicken to cross the road safely they not only need one driver to access the server farm if not they will hang in the middle of the road.

JERRY SEINFELD:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?”

BILL GATES:
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and unbalance your checkbook

MAHATHIR:
You know, I am tired of all this..’apa-nama’ chicken-chicken bisnes….the foreign powers should stop intervening in our domestic affairs and just leave our chickens
alone….. if they want to…‘apa nama’ cross the road, they should
be allowed to cross the road .. Malaysia is a democratic country,we let our chickens do whatever they want to do…. as long as they don’t threaten the Malay unity and try to topple the government…

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
Ini semua adalah khabar angin sahaja…jangan percaya khabar-khabar angin ini semua…biasalah ini adalah taktik pembangkang untuk memecah belahkan perpaduan ayam-ayam semua…jangan percaya..jangan percaya….

SAMY VELLU :
Ayyooyoo…belakang cerita lain kali, kita sude bikin banyak jembatan, itu ayam musti guna jembatan untu lintas itu jalan lagi pun kalu itu ayam mau pigi jalan-jalan, beritau sama saya juga, saya bolley buat lebbey banyak toll……..

BILL CLINTON :

I’ve had so many chicks, I can’t remember…

 

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