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101 Motivational quotes -65-


Victory belongs to the most persevering. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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How to put the right person to the right Job?


Does your Company have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right Job? If yes, try this simple experiment. Put around 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2-3 candidates into the room and close it from outside. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation:

* If they are counting and recounting the number of bricks – PUT THEM IN ACCOUNTS DEPT.
* If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks – PUT THEM IN ENGINEERING
* If they are arranging the bricks in some other order – PUT THEM IN PLANNING.
* If they are throwing the bricks at each other – PUT THEM IN OPERATIONS.
* If they are sleeping – PUT THEM IN SECURITY.
* If they have broken the bricks into pieces – PUT THEM IN INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY.
* If they are sitting idle – PUT THEM IN HUMAN RESOURCE DEPT.
* If they have thrown the bricks out of the window – PUT THEM IN THE
MATERIALS DEPT.
* If they are clinging onto the bricks – PUT THEM IN TREASURY.
* If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has moved – PUT THEM IN SALES.
* If they have already left for the day – PUT THEM IN MARKETING.
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If they are staring out of the window – PUT THEM IN STRATEGIC PLANNING

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last but not least….
* If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved – PUT THEM IN TOP MANAGEMENT.

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