Cerita Lawak : Gempa Bumi
Di satu kaki lima di sebuah kota, terdengar suara seorang penjual ubat sedang mempromosikan ubat jualannya..
Penjual ubat : Mari! Mari! Adik, abang, kakak, pakcik dan makcik! Saya ingin memberitahu anda sesuatu. Sebentar lagi bandar ini akan dilanda gempa. Sekiranya anda semua mahu selamat, cubalah ubat saya ini. Nescaya anda tidak akan merasakan gempa bumi itu walau sedikit pun. Saya telah menjual ubat ini di merata pelosok dunia dan setakat ini tiada yang merungut tentang kesahihannya. Cubalah! Bandar ini akan dilanda gempa pada tepat jam1130 pagi nanti!!
Orang ramai yang lalu lalang di situ terpinga-pinga mendengarnya. Oleh kerana ada yang percaya apa sahaja boleh berlaku dalam duniapada hari ini, mereka pun tanpa was-was, berduyun-duyun membeli ubat anti-gempa tersebut.
Jam sudah hampir 1130 pagi. Semakin ramai yang berkerumun membeli ubat tersebut. Dalam ramai-ramai tu, adalah seorang pakcik yang tergesa-gesa membelinya kerana waktu gempa semakin hampir. Pakcik tu dan mereka yang lain pun terus memakan ubat tersebut untuk mengelak dari merasakan gempa bumi yang bakal berlaku.
Jam sudah menunjukkan pukul 1130 pagi. Satu minit berlalu.. dua minit.. tiga minit.. hingga minit yang kesepuluh, pakcik tadi punberteriak kepada penjual ubat tersebut.
Pakcik : Eh! Dah lama ni.. Mana gempanya? Awak tipu kami ye?
Penjual Ubat : Hah! Kan betul apa yang saya kata! Pakcik tak merasakan apa-apa gempa pun kerana memakan ubat saya! Itu menandakan ubat saya sangat mujarab!
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